breaking death

7th February 2010

Sunday

Believe me or not?

I finally managed to kill an adult cockroach!

Seriously saying

Damn, this is how it happened

I woke up this morning

So as usual

I was using the toilet

Got some business to do

LOL

And then suddenly

I looked towards my right

And what I saw, was a fcking huge ugly adult cockroach!!!

Man, it's been so long since I've been so freaking near to an adult cockroach okay?!?!?!?!

OMG!!!

And I jumped outta the you-know-where and quickly went outta the bathroom

Literally saying, really

Damn

No one there to help me get rid of the cockroach

I was like, what to do?

OMG

But I killed it anyhow

Not by using my bare hands la of course

I would never ever dare to even touch its antennae man!

Urgh

Gross!!!

I sprayed insecticide on it

So much

And the whole bathroom smelt of it now

LOL

Hee

I was trying to kill the cockroach okay?

=)

And it fell off the wall

And it was still moving

But close to unconsciousness

And there was a problem now

A situation

LOL

How do I get it outta there???

And I had to use the dustpan to scoop it up

Eww!

Totally gross man!

And I threw it in the dustbin

LOL

Will insecticide kill?

Or just cause unconsciousness?

Damn, I hope it won't find me for revenge!!!

At least not in the middle of the night

If it really comes for revenge in the middle of the night, I would be so damn dead man

If so, screw me upside down!

Urgh

Hee

Currently feeling proud of myself for killing a cockroach myself

Not that anyone who knows I have a phobia for cockroach would be believe me

Whatever

I believe it myself

Hee

LOL

To death you filthy cockroach!!!

=)

xoxo